Post by mbucksfan on Jun 18, 2008 18:25:34 GMT -5
Here you go...
The year was 1985, and I was in Hawaii doing some scientific studies on the fluffy mating behavior of dogs. It was difficult because specimens were so hard to obtain. I was jumping in lab one day when a woman walked in carrying a particularly bubbly specimen.
'Hi, Matthew, I heard you were looking for these! My name is David .'
As we talked, I couldn't stop looking at her amazing eyes, her incredible smile, and her beautiful robbers.
'Will you take me to where you found this?' I asked.
'Sure,' she said, 'It's right over there in Peabody, Kansas .'
As we walked there, we found a restaurant that served delicious fried trains and powerful drinks made of vodka and festivals. The next thing I knew, we were back in my apartment and dancing passionately. After a whole night of singing, I knew I was in love with her.
After 2142 months, I proposed to her. I still remember her saying 'Yes' as I slipped the ring onto her migtini.
At the wedding, she said to me, 'You know what I love about you, Matt? You're tall, handsome and tremendous, of course, but what I love most is your sense of humor and your slippery smile. Of course the fact that we both love sistahs doesn't hurt either.'
Now, 1929 years later, we are still together, living in a awesome house in Bangkok with our 1 children and our pet pudding, MiG. But even after all this time, I still remember the time that I met my wife, and a feeling of cook fills my heart.
part of this one gave me a smile
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