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Nov 16, 2005 17:25:40 GMT -5
Post by Gagay on Nov 16, 2005 17:25:40 GMT -5
#1087# #1087# #1087# #1087# OUCH!!! #1087# #1087# #1087# #1087# A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Needless to say, funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday. hahahahaha... #lol_crash# #lol# #lol_crash# #lol# #lol_crash# #lol# Jane
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Nov 17, 2005 13:09:45 GMT -5
Post by silentone on Nov 17, 2005 13:09:45 GMT -5
Can you identify the following songs and their artists?
1) Refrain from halting, the first person, immediately. by Female monarch.
2) Multiple timepieces. by Low temperature, stage production.
3) Unbleached, natural sweetener. by Perpetual motion of small rock.
4) Sugary infant, belonging to me. by Firearms & thorny plants.
5) Refrain from remaining, on your feet, near myself. by Poisoned insect injection.
I will give you the first one.....
Don't stop me know by Queen
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Nov 17, 2005 13:52:27 GMT -5
Post by emily on Nov 17, 2005 13:52:27 GMT -5
#wootrock# I believe #4 is Sweet Child of Mine by Guns and Roses!
That was fun. Let me see if I can figure out the rest...
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Nov 17, 2005 13:56:16 GMT -5
Post by emily on Nov 17, 2005 13:56:16 GMT -5
#snoopy# #3 is Brown Sugar by my favorite band ever, The Rolling Stones!
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Nov 17, 2005 14:56:53 GMT -5
Post by silentone on Nov 17, 2005 14:56:53 GMT -5
You are doing good!!!!! Cammy
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Nov 17, 2005 15:02:25 GMT -5
Post by Gagay on Nov 17, 2005 15:02:25 GMT -5
#2 - Clocks by Coldplay
Jane
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Nov 17, 2005 15:23:51 GMT -5
Post by silentone on Nov 17, 2005 15:23:51 GMT -5
A riddle.....
What or Who am I???
You will know that I am coming From the jingle of my bell, But exactly who I am is not an easy thing to tell.
Children, they adore me for they find me jolly, but I do not see them when the halls are decked with holly.
My job often leaves me frozen, I am a man that all should know, But I do not do business in times of sleet or ice or snow.
I travel much on business, But no reindeer haul me around, I do all my traveling firmly on the ground.
I love the time of Christmas, But that's not my vocational season, And I assure that is because of a sound economic reason.
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Nov 17, 2005 15:51:52 GMT -5
Post by USMiGfan on Nov 17, 2005 15:51:52 GMT -5
The ice cream man?
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Nov 17, 2005 15:57:40 GMT -5
Post by inspiredbymig on Nov 17, 2005 15:57:40 GMT -5
oh your good! Ive been racking my head trying to figure it out! Karma for you baby! ;D
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Nov 17, 2005 16:07:27 GMT -5
Post by silentone on Nov 17, 2005 16:07:27 GMT -5
Very good!! Karma for you! Cammy
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Nov 17, 2005 16:10:09 GMT -5
Post by silentone on Nov 17, 2005 16:10:09 GMT -5
Another riddle!!!
Eight and five, last name and given, We are one six six six even; The first in cow, the last in oxen Three in damsel, three in vixen.
Question: What are we called?
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Nov 17, 2005 16:21:49 GMT -5
Post by USMiGfan on Nov 17, 2005 16:21:49 GMT -5
Another riddle!!! Eight and five, last name and given, We are one six six six even; The first in cow, the last in oxen Three in damsel, three in vixen. Question: What are we called? #dazed018# #dazed018# #dazed018# #dazed018# #dazed018# #dazed018# Ok, if this involves math I'm a goner! OMG Cammy, where do you come up with this stuff!
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Nov 17, 2005 16:46:21 GMT -5
Post by silentone on Nov 17, 2005 16:46:21 GMT -5
Another riddle!!! Eight and five, last name and given, We are one six six six even; The first in cow, the last in oxen Three in damsel, three in vixen. Question: What are we called? #dazed018# #dazed018# #dazed018# #dazed018# #dazed018# #dazed018# Ok, if this involves math I'm a goner! OMG Cammy, where do you come up with this stuff! Staying at home all day has made my brain mush so i have to find things to think about besides Mig! He really makes it mushy and i don't function!!
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Nov 18, 2005 21:37:45 GMT -5
Post by emily on Nov 18, 2005 21:37:45 GMT -5
Can you identify the following songs and their artists? 5) Refrain from remaining, on your feet, near myself. by Poisoned insect injection. Finally...Don't Stand So Close To Me by Sting Took me long enough. #happy036#
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Nov 18, 2005 21:41:44 GMT -5
Post by silentone on Nov 18, 2005 21:41:44 GMT -5
Can you identify the following songs and their artists? 5) Refrain from remaining, on your feet, near myself. by Poisoned insect injection. Finally...Don't Stand So Close To Me by Sting Took me long enough. #happy036# Karma for you!!! Cammy
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