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Nov 13, 2005 13:15:04 GMT -5
Post by Gagay on Nov 13, 2005 13:15:04 GMT -5
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says. "Oh, really?" he inquires, "so what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag." #lol# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# THAT'S COLD!!!! #lol# good idea! #lol# Jane
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Nov 14, 2005 14:10:44 GMT -5
Post by freyja on Nov 14, 2005 14:10:44 GMT -5
;D The Top 10 Ways To Know Your Addicted To The Team MiG Global Fan Site!!! ;D
10. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night while your spouce is asleep.
9. You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to your computer station (and its in YOUR HOME!!!)
8. You don't want to leave in case you miss something (The next HOTTEST piece of MiG news!!)
7. You set your kitchen on fire while cooking because you got on the message board "just to see who was on!"
6. You have to be pried from your computer by the "Jaws of Life"!
5. You have met over 100 Team Migsters personally!!
4. You go into "withdraws" during dinner!
3. You know more about your Team MiG friends' daily routines than you do your own spouces.
2. You know what MiGNiP is!
And the NUMBER ONE way to know that your addicted to the Team MiG Global Fan Site is...
You tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much in "Lola's International PuB" all night and they look at you and go "HUH???" #comp#
#rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash#
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Nov 14, 2005 14:13:28 GMT -5
Post by USMiGfan on Nov 14, 2005 14:13:28 GMT -5
#lol# #lol_crash# #rofl1# That is priceless!!!!! I'm guilty of 2,3,4,5 & 8
Can we add #11 You've reached 1,000 posts on the TeamMiG message boards. J A N E #lol#
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Nov 14, 2005 15:20:38 GMT -5
Post by squishy on Nov 14, 2005 15:20:38 GMT -5
#lol# That is brilliant.
I'm guilty of 8,7 (Did you know chips are flammable?),6,3, 2 and with number 10 - I don't need to sneak as I never leave the computer at all, as for number 4 - I eat at the computer most of the time nowadays...does that count? #lol#
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Nov 14, 2005 15:29:42 GMT -5
Post by inspiredbymig on Nov 14, 2005 15:29:42 GMT -5
OMG How funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #rofl1#
Mods this has got to be in the next issue of MiGnation telegraph!
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Nov 14, 2005 15:29:59 GMT -5
Post by silentone on Nov 14, 2005 15:29:59 GMT -5
This was great!
I am guilty of 2,3,4,8 & 10!
Can't burn the house down because my laptop is usually in the kitchen with me while I am cooking! Maybe that is why I keep adding to many spices to the food lately! I think the Mignip is getting to me!!!
Karma for you! #rofl1# #rofl1# #rofl1# #rofl1# #rofl1# #rofl1# #schol#
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Nov 14, 2005 16:59:13 GMT -5
Post by Gagay on Nov 14, 2005 16:59:13 GMT -5
#lol# #lol_crash# #rofl1# That is priceless!!!!! I'm guilty of 2,3,4,5 & 8 Can we add #11 You've reached 1,000 posts on the TeamMiG message boards. J A N E #lol# hahahaha... Yup, that's me! Certifiably a MiGaddict! Jane
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Nov 14, 2005 18:58:38 GMT -5
Post by freyja on Nov 14, 2005 18:58:38 GMT -5
This was great! I am guilty of 2,3,4,8 & 10! Can't burn the house down because my laptop is usually in the kitchen with me while I am cooking! Maybe that is why I keep adding to many spices to the food lately! I think the Mignip is getting to me!!! Karma for you! #rofl1# #rofl1# #rofl1# #rofl1# #rofl1# #rofl1# #schol# Thanks for the Karma!!! It almost didn't get typed...I was laughing so hard!!! #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# USMiGfan, *dreamer*, Jenn, and Jane...Thanks!!! ;D
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Nov 15, 2005 11:39:40 GMT -5
Post by migfanhou on Nov 15, 2005 11:39:40 GMT -5
>YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when... > > >1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. > >2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. > >3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. > >4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. > >5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they >don't have e-mail addresses. > >6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if >anyone >is home to help you carry in the groceries. > >7. Every commercial on television >has a web site at the bottom of the screen. > >8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the >first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you >turn around to go and get it. > >10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. > >11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) > >12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. > >13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this >message. > >14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. > >15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this >list. > >AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
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Nov 15, 2005 11:55:45 GMT -5
Post by silentone on Nov 15, 2005 11:55:45 GMT -5
#clap# #lol# #rofl1# #clap# #lol# #rofl1# #clap# #lol# #rofl1# #clap# #lol# #rofl1# #clap# #lol# #rofl1#
That was really cute and so true!!!
Karma for you!!!
Cammy
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Nov 15, 2005 14:21:56 GMT -5
Post by USMiGfan on Nov 15, 2005 14:21:56 GMT -5
OMG #4 #5 YES!! #10 #rofl1#
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Nov 15, 2005 15:55:02 GMT -5
Post by freyja on Nov 15, 2005 15:55:02 GMT -5
#clap# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #2, 4-to hubby in the next room...he's on the laptop with the wireless lan and I'm on the desktop #lol_crash# #5, 6, 8, and 10...then #'s 12 thru 16!!! #lol_crash# FUNNY!!! ;D
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Nov 16, 2005 16:42:18 GMT -5
Post by Gagay on Nov 16, 2005 16:42:18 GMT -5
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Nov 16, 2005 16:51:50 GMT -5
Post by freyja on Nov 16, 2005 16:51:50 GMT -5
#lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# That was too cute!!! #clap#
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Nov 16, 2005 17:16:47 GMT -5
Post by freyja on Nov 16, 2005 17:16:47 GMT -5
#1087# #1087# #1087# #1087# OUCH!!! #1087# #1087# #1087# #1087#
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Needless to say, funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
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