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Nov 10, 2005 1:05:14 GMT -5
Post by alicia on Nov 10, 2005 1:05:14 GMT -5
Thanks Squishy................1:54 am and I finally stumbled out the freakin door,weak with hunger and having to pee like a race horse! Now, I'll probably sleep through phase one of the MiGteam I mean TeamMiG(see I'm delirious)news! oooops<staring and waiting> forgot to hit send #jump2# Try this...it'll keep ya busy for a while... #lol_crash# Might even drive ya NUTS!!! #mad# #mad# Just don't get mad at me cuz you look at the clock and find you've spent all day tryin' fly this darn thing!! #watchit# #mur# #watchit# #mur# #lol_crash# www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swfArgghh, that's too addicting!! haven't managed to beat my first score yet of 1289....i've just been going downhill since. I've got another one for you...believe me, it will certainly pass the time while we're waiting for the BiG news. There are 3 of these things so if anyone wants the other 2 lemme know....that's if you can get past the first haha www.ebaumsworld.com/crimsonroom.html
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Nov 10, 2005 9:11:06 GMT -5
Post by squishy on Nov 10, 2005 9:11:06 GMT -5
HAHAHA. Glad to see some of you accomplished the mission. It is infuriating but it kept you all busy huh? Anyone else stuck? I can give ya a hand if you really need it hehe. Don't worry, when I first did it, it took me like 12 hours AHHH.
Guess none of you want the second room then huh? #lol#
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Nov 10, 2005 9:51:28 GMT -5
Post by Gagay on Nov 10, 2005 9:51:28 GMT -5
Not today, Jenn. I want to be out here when they announce the TeamMiG news! Jane
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Nov 10, 2005 11:48:34 GMT -5
Post by 2ton on Nov 10, 2005 11:48:34 GMT -5
Another funny ................that won't drive you bonkers. this is very informational for all those who do not live in the states but might visit some day.
How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages.....
English I Love You
Spanish Te Amo
French Je T'aime
German lch Liebe Dich
Japanese Ai nutse Imasu
Italian Ti Amo
Chinese Wo Ai Ni
Swedish Jag Alskar
Alabama Arkansas Kansas Oklahoma Texas North Carolina South Carolina Georgia Tennessee Idaho Missouri Mississippi Montana Louisiana Virginia West Virginia Kentucky parts of Florida
Nice Ass, Get in the truck
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Nov 10, 2005 11:52:37 GMT -5
Post by USMiGfan on Nov 10, 2005 11:52:37 GMT -5
#rofl1# #rofl1# #rofl1# #rofl1# #omg# thats how I met my husband!
NOT!!!!
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Nov 10, 2005 12:39:21 GMT -5
Post by Gagay on Nov 10, 2005 12:39:21 GMT -5
Another funny ................that won't drive you bonkers. this is very informational for all those who do not live in the states but might visit some day. How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages..... English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German lch Liebe Dich Japanese Ai nutse Imasu Italian Ti Amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Alskar Alabama Arkansas Kansas Oklahoma Texas North Carolina South Carolina Georgia Tennessee Idaho Missouri Mississippi Montana Louisiana Virginia West Virginia Kentucky parts of Florida Nice Ass, Get in the truck #lol# #rofl1# #lol_crash# Jane
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Nov 10, 2005 14:09:19 GMT -5
Post by freyja on Nov 10, 2005 14:09:19 GMT -5
Just a "lil sumptin' to keep ya'll busy while waitin' on the next announcement...
LOST DR SEUSS TONGUE TWISTER!!! See if you can do this: Read each line aloud:
This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is a cat This is MiGgymaniac cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat
NOW, read only the third word from each line aloud!
This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is MiGgymaniac cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds!!! cat
#lol_crash# #lol_crash# #lol_crash# #lol_crash# #lol_crash# #lol_crash#
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Nov 10, 2005 14:25:41 GMT -5
Post by squishy on Nov 10, 2005 14:25:41 GMT -5
#lol# #lol# Nice one HAHA
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Nov 11, 2005 3:55:37 GMT -5
Post by Gagay on Nov 11, 2005 3:55:37 GMT -5
Just a "lil sumptin' to keep ya'll busy while waitin' on the next announcement... LOST DR SEUSS TONGUE TWISTER!!!See if you can do this: Read each line aloud: This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is a cat This is MiGgymaniac cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat NOW, read only the third word from each line aloud! This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is MiGgymaniac cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds!!! cat #lol_crash# #lol_crash# #lol_crash# #lol_crash# #lol_crash# #lol_crash# Christine! #bestpost#(next to MiG's) #lol_crash# Jane
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Nov 11, 2005 12:05:32 GMT -5
Post by silentone on Nov 11, 2005 12:05:32 GMT -5
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Nov 12, 2005 18:30:24 GMT -5
Post by freyja on Nov 12, 2005 18:30:24 GMT -5
HEY!!! THATS COOL!!!! #clap# #clap# I did it twice and it was RIGHT both times!!!!
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Nov 12, 2005 18:43:45 GMT -5
Post by freyja on Nov 12, 2005 18:43:45 GMT -5
#wav# Oh, To Be Young, Again!! #wav#
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."
#rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash#
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Nov 12, 2005 19:31:31 GMT -5
Post by squishy on Nov 12, 2005 19:31:31 GMT -5
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says. "Oh, really?" he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
#lol#
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Nov 12, 2005 19:44:25 GMT -5
Post by freyja on Nov 12, 2005 19:44:25 GMT -5
Just a "lil sumptin' to keep ya'll busy while waitin' on the next announcement... LOST DR SEUSS TONGUE TWISTER!!!See if you can do this: Read each line aloud: This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is a cat This is MiGgymaniac cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat NOW, read only the third word from each line aloud! This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is MiGgymaniac cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds!!! cat #lol_crash# #lol_crash# #lol_crash# #lol_crash# #lol_crash# #lol_crash# Christine! #bestpost#(next to MiG's) #lol_crash# Jane AAAAAAWWWWW...Thanks, Jane!!! (*blushes*)
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Nov 12, 2005 19:47:00 GMT -5
Post by freyja on Nov 12, 2005 19:47:00 GMT -5
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says. "Oh, really?" he inquires, "so what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag." #lol# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# #rofl1# #lol_crash# THAT'S COLD!!!!
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